Not Me December. . .

So Jacqueline what has been going on in your life lately? Well let me tell you by running through certain "life circumstances" that I have found myself in the past few weeks:

• I feel down the stairs while home for Thanksgiving (I am still a little sore)
• I have been going to PT for my shoulder which is helping but has been discouraging at times
  
• I have been overseeing our Campus Outreach conference that will take place 12/29-1/2 which has made the past 3 weeks very intense
  
• I have been sick with a cold off and on
• Last Thursday on the way home from work my car was totaled due to a car accident that was not my fault (not helping the shoulder injury mentioned above or my stress level)
  
• I have been driving my grandma's car and hit a coworkers car as I was leaving work tonight
• I an continuing to wade through a quarter life crisis (AKA what am I going to do with my life)
  

All of this has led me to proclaiming I am TIRED of life and need a break.

Ridiculous

Who wants an ICE CREAM cake that is shaped like a turkey!?! Here is the description straight from the Baskin Robbins website:

"Wow them with this centerpiece of your dessert table. Choose your favorite ice cream flavor, glazed in chocolate and caramel. Be sure to enjoy the sugar cone turkey legs!"

I don't think I will be enjoying any sugar cone turkey legs this Thanksgiving.

The Plague. . .

So a "plague" or illness known as "the throw ups" has been going around among my co-workers and friends. Just when I thought I had dodged "the throw ups" bullet it hit me and it hit me hard! I woke up Monday morning not quite feeling myself but thought I could go to work anyways (wishful thinking on my part). I was supposed to eat lunch with a friend at 12 which did not quite go as planned. I made it to McAlisters only to have to leave and frantically pull over on the way home to throw up. Needless to say I drove home after this episode only for many more to follow. Thankfully in only lasted 24 hours. After not eating for nearly 2 days I decided to jump back into the world of food by getting some chicken noodle soup from Chick Fil A. So far so good.

It's funny how after spending a day hugging the toilet in misery you don't quite look at it the same way when you go to sit down on it the next time.

Love a good funny website. . .

During my weekly checking of www.peopleofwalmart.com I discovered a new website that has made it to my list of new favs. So the website is www.thereifixedit.com.

Here are a few classic "There I Fixed It" pictures from the website:

To Tweet or Not To Tweet?

10. To share exciting wins and victories throughout the day

Katherinekiki: Finally I think I have the twins (the ones i tutor that i cant tell apart) figured out. Cassie has the mole. Alex has the lisp.

9. Its a way to lovingly call people out on sin

candrefields: In case you missed Driscoll on Nightline http://abcnews.go.com/Night... to katherinekiki this is for u (Andre aka Lynn Barry called out Kiki on her celebrity worship)

8. Where else can you stalk your pop culture dream idol from your own home? / Or profess your love for your celebrity crush?

katherinekiki to heidimontag im just waiting to see if you will show up in my timeline...again i love you

7. It is the way to share the gospel with celebrities.

emilyallison200 to heidimontag Not trying to be mean or anything, but your love for Jesus never appears on the Hills or anywhere else. Why?

6. You can share how your day was.

emilyallison200: awful night :( awful.

5. Pass on your wisdom to others.

jwinterbishop marriage is great and all but you only have one person to laugh with. We have five. what if the one person is not that funny

4. Share late breaking fashion tips

emilyallison200 painted my nails very cranberry!! I <3>

3. An appropriate venue for playful banter

katherinekiki So excited. I just now got picture messaging for my sweet iPhone. Beat that @lynnbarry627. What you gonna say now??

katherinekiki So jealous of @lynnbarry627's phone

katherinekiki Bull @lynnbarry627 I love my iPhone

@lowens773 so glad that when you grow up you're not gonna go all land's end...unlike @maybelle27

2. A way to communicate unspoken prayer requests

katherinekiki to AirWood I got a couple of unspokens you can pray for... Enjoy your dop

katherinekiki about lowens773 "I'm not gonna tell you what I prayed for cause when it comes true I'll know I prayed for it"

1. To be encourage by women with lives worth emulating to name a few or one...

heidimontag: I had so much fun at my first Playboy party last night! it was amazing that Heff came down to meet me!! Thank you Jesus thank you Jesus thank you Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whooooooooo praise God!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Jesus savior of my life!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you suffer from Nature-Deficit Disorder?

I am currently reading the book pictured to the left. A friend of mine told me about it and I have been waiting for it to be my turn to read it from the "hold" I have had at the library for the past few months! I finally got it and it's actually due back soon so I have to get reading!

I read the first few chapters today. The book talks about the connection between exposure to nature and healthy childhood development and for the physical and emotional health of children and adults. The book describes Nature-Deficit Disorder as: "the human costs of alienation from nature; among them: diminished use of the senses, attention difficulties, and higher rates of physical and emotional illnesses."

So far it's been very interesting to think about how things have changed from the way past generations grew up playing outside to how the current generation is growing up with little to no interaction with nature and playing outside and all the factors that have played into this change.

Cool videos

These videos by Redeemer church in New York are really interesting.

This is the link: http://renew.redeemer.com/

Enter the site, click on videos along the bottom right and check out the "trailer" and the video on "Alan Kleinberg."

Driving around town

A few ridiculous note worthy cars I have seen while driving around town lately. Seriously I thought Greenville was classier than this!

Car #1: Hercules???

Car #2: Notice the yellow magnet which says "Warning: Unsocialized homeschoolers on board" which is funny enough in and of itself but don't miss the "Dixie: Old times there are never forgotten" bumper sticker. Really homeschooling and DIXIE?!?

Car #3: Don't even know what to say about that. Let's just hope this was some sort of prank.